One of the girls at work tonight mentioned she was going to go see Fifty Shades of Grey with (a) her boyfriend and/or (b) her boyfriend’s parents, to which the rest of us replied “Aaaahhh uhhhhh hhmmmmm” for a variety of our own reasons
And we were trying to dissuade her with our own variety of reasons
And I chimed in with “Dude, if you want to get into erotica, there is better erotica out there.”
Which made everyone look at me funny.
Which feels a bit unfair, seeing as we were, I thought, having a conversation about paying to watch a sexy movie.